Today we’re making catfish In a tandoor To start with remove the gills And take out the insides The neighbor’s cat has come to visit us That’s for you too Don’t take offence at the neighbor Well let’s make a marinade for our catfish We’ll need some salt There’s never too much salt for fish Pepper A couple of teaspoons of sugar Mmmm! Dry garlic Sunflower oil A little vinegar And some tomato paste I almost forgot about the lemons Leave it to marinate And we’ll prepare the tandoor Let’s get it burning! We’ll need these branches to smoke dry the fish let’s burn the grid The goose is gabbling Waiting for his turn And now we wait About 20-30 minutes And it’s ready Ooh! It’s getting smoked full speed! Let’s see what we’ve got 10 minutes passed It looks so wonderful! Gosh! Yum-yum-yum! What do we have now! Careful, it’s hot! There you go, sweetie! It’s more pleasant for one dad to feed ten kids than for ten kids to feed one dad Alas! But that’s the reality of modern life I want to raise This glass of homemade wine so that even when we’re extremely old we don’t need to be fed by our children To our health!