(humming ring) (audience applause)
On the second day in Korea, I decided to visit the historic Noryangjin fish market and I brought my korean teacher, Jin Shia, with me. (speaks Korean)
(responds in Korean) What the… What is…What kind of fish is that? (speaks Korean)
(audience chuckles) They bow very deeply does that does mean they think I’m old? Yeah.
(audience laughs) But I’m not that old. I’m a young… Look at me, look. Does this seem like an old man to you? (audience laughs) Those are not old man movements. (Jin giggles) Look, I’m like a cat. Hi, how are you? Where are you from? We are from Hong Kong.
Hong Kong. Yes.
Are they about to commit a bank robbery? What’s going on here?
(audience laughs) What is this? Kaebul. Kaebul. Kae means fake.
Fake. Bul means, like, male down there, like, there.
(audience laughs) Down where? Like. Use the stick. (audience laughs) Oh!
Yes. Oh my god, It’s a fake penis. Yeah. (audience groans and laughs) Here’s a guy that loves his work. People will often eat that. They like to eat that. Yeah.
Yeah. (audience laughs) You can touch it if you want. I can touch it if you want. Yeah. Oh, I know. I don’t need to come here. If you like.
(audience laughs) Wow. (audience groans and yells) I haven’t felt one of these since summer camp. (Conan and audience laugh) No. Not good? Not good.
Not good. (speaks Korean) Thank you for letting me hold the penises. (audience laughs) Apparently this fish market is also a motorcycle race course. Come through. (speaks Korean). Maybe you could give me some tips on how to better connect with Korean people. Make a good connection. (speaks Korean complimant) Nun? What’s nun mean? Nun, eyes. Oh, you have beautiful eyes. Yeah. (speaks Korean compliment) (audience laughs) What did I do wrong there? (speaks Korean compliment) Yeah, and very beautiful smile. (Jin speaks Korean) (Conan repeats Korean) (Conan speaks Korean) Look at that. How does one eat this? You can eat it raw, some people eat just full thing into their mouths. But doesn’t it then take over your body like an alien? Doesn’t it burst out through the stomach? I’m going to buy this as a pet. No pet, no pet. What’s her business? She doesn’t care what I do with it. This is going to be my pet and he is going to live with me and my family and his name is Samuel. (audience cheers)
Hi Sammy, what’s going on? (audience laughs)
(Korean music) Unfortunately, I was unable to bring Samuel back to California with me without breaking a number of foreign, state, local, and national laws. So, I took Samuel here to the COEX Aquarium in Seoul. I want him to live a happy life. (audience cheers) These people will take good care of Samuel. These guys, by the way, are all natural predators. They can’t wait for him to come out and play. Look at this guy. Chomp, chomp. Thank you so much for taking care of my octopus. Samuel is actually a female. Samuel’s a female? Yes. Really? How do you know a male from a female octopus? (speaks Korean) (audience laughs) They have different legs. (audience laughs) My work here is done. I took a pretty much $1 octopus from a fish market that people just eat regularly, and brought here to an aquarium where thousands and thousands of dollars will be spent to care for it. This is Conan O’Brien saying, I’ve ruined another country. (audience laughs)
아 존나웃겨진짴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ😂😂
Its not no ri an gang its no ryang jin
She Speaks English but doesn't understand it he understands English but speaks Korean that blew my mind
3:34
Conan = exam
Korean dude = what the professor taught in class
Translator = ME
0:51 No~! that's not!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus
2:41 she gave hure 100 dollars
When he told the woman conan would keep as pet that woman gets pissed
Hope Samuel is able to live
오옹
I am a South Korean and i will check Samuel tomorrow in KOEX whether she still alive or not.
No 개불 that 'fake penis' means 개 is dog and 불 means..penis it mean 'dog penis' she is wrong
"Eww I dont like you"
she's so uncomfortable with the fake penis HAHAHAH ITS KILLING ME :'D
conan you know the fish will you know kind a
3:47 the boy is Jimin and the girl is Namjoon during a interview
Bro
1000 Dowwers
Bruh im dying watching Conan traveling the world.
It's a female so it's "Samanthual"
Conan is a male prosecutor hahahaha hahahaha
That moment of silence spoke a thousand words haha pun on pun
As a Korean I died laughing at the guide's Korean
I am glad to have an octopus named after me
you have to be real smart to play dumb…
he is a master of his art.
"the movement is like… old man movement" xd
Good god his pronunciation of Noryangjin was hilariously wrong haha! I love Conan's abroad segments so much, I wish he would do it full time tbh
The fake penis part that is soooooo funny!!
Rumour has it when Conan sat foot in Korea, Kim Jong starts peace talks with USA !
1:10 And this on youtube XD
where you from ? "uuhm Hong Kong" Hong Kong ! Are you about to commit a bankrobbery ? LOOL
Poor teacher 🤣😂
He is definitely doing her.
I am dead!
They have different legs. … I died.
1:21 girl:- "You can touch it if you want.."
Conan:- "Oh, I Know. I don't need to come here laughs "
😝🤣🤣
1:11
Is there anyone can tell me did it taste good?
3:05 Department of Dumb Ideas 🤣.I died at that part.
His name is Samuel long Lage Johnson
The translater is just…..'not good'
I refuse to believe people eat THAT raw/alive.
lmfaoooooo samuel is a girl😂😂😂😂 Samuela?
"I've ruined another country" 😂
I feel used….
she is not korean . Chinese
Dare I say I’ve ruined another country 😂😂😂
I think that Asians are very honest people, in general.
3:37 Korean Jordan Schlansky
Ini acara gk jelas bet dah host nya….tapi lucu banget
All the penis jokes
Connan tries to save an animal, law forbids it.
MAKE SENSE
3:32 now that translator ROCKS!
I don't think your guide likes you.
Why was the sale lady so against keeping the octopus as a pet? She looked mad af.
3:50 best of translater ;)) she good
Conan can touch my 음경
Wait she sucks at Korean what the hell
0:36 this proves Conan O'brien is ageless
Good old summer camp am I right
0:44 are they about to commit a bankrobbery 😀 lool
gin shiel or how she is pronounced is hot !
Conan be saying hello as a koreaboo onionhasyow
Conan needs a show on the travel channel.
3:51 I’m dying cause I can speak English and Korean both lol
“ You about to rob a bank”
"Onion-haseyo"
아이 러브 디스 프로그램, 코난
I Love This Programs, Conan…
(왜 한국에는 송출이 안될까요? Conan program과 Jimmy kimmel을 정기 구독하고 싶습니다. 지금은 어떤 텔레비전의 앱으로 보고 있습니다.)
3:33 female octopusses be shoppin'
Thank you for letting me hold the penises
Conan putting his hand on the other dudes is a huge nono
So what happen to Samuel
They must all think that Conan is racist
The lady looks like Son from Tottenham Hotspurs
선생이란 양반은 한국인도 아닌거같고 미국인도 아닌거같고 대체 뭐여
why is she even there? like she cant even speak english properly
4:44 미친 진짴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
whos that girl bring him in america
you just saved Samuel from being eating alive
As a joke he legitimately saved an octopus life, I love this guy
😂😂😂😂😂
what the ….
I don't need come here to hold
🤣🤣🤣
She sucks at Korean
I want eat samuel🤣😃😄
One part of me finds this hilarious…
The other part (that studies languages and cultures) cringes, horribly. Since Conan is coming off as very rude on most of these travel episodes.
I still laugh though xD
*Logan Paul flashbacks
A female octopus is known as an octopus, as a male octopus is known as an octocok. Who doesn't know that?
0:12 😀 Cracks me every time…
I love conan! Hilarious! Wish I could work for the conan show
tell this man to go to morocco
There must be so so so much motor oil and fuel in those fishes from all those bikes going through.
I saw Samuel!
Conan out here saving octopus…
Respect
외국인들이 동양 생각할때 괴기스럽다 여길만한 모습만 의도적으로 촬영한느낌
This is so hilarious. His face tho after the translation 3:51
3:37 to 3:51 best traveling translate teacher ever
Conan's humour is way too R-rated for south koreans XD. She seemed really uncomfortable at times, LMAO.
Lolol
1:35 he made a child molestation joke lol
Good old Jim Shields, she was very patient with Conan.
IM DYING OF LAUGHTER, HE RLLY BROUGHT HIM TO THE COEX
I wanna go see if it’s still there 😂