If you refuse to do as I say… Amritsar! Lahore! Everywhere there will be
people in trouble. I don’t give a damn! First of all, you’ve brought me
here instead of someone else. Every other girl in every other street of
Amritsar is called Harpreet. Happy! I am not the Happy
you are looking for. Was my wedding, damn you! Your brother even booked himself
a honeymoon package for Canada. My brother? Where’s the logic? These twits abducted me off
my damn wedding horse. Why don’t you get it! Happy got
your brother’s wedding cancelled twice. I don’t have a brother! And we will catch Happy. Makachu. Makachu! Ni Hao, Hu da ning zu shi
Khushwant Singh Gill (Mandarin) Ni Shi Shuey Chou Mei (Mandarin)
Shush with the Chow Mein! Have you lost your mind? Are you an Indian?
– I look German to you? That’s not her either. Who? Happy. What is this nonsense? Who the hell are you? And this man isn’t Guddu. I never said I am Guddu. Hold on. Hold on. How do you know Happy and Guddu? Happy was to marry his brother. His brother. To hell with his brother! I am saying she isn’t Happy. I am Happy. Fair and Lovely, in love and war. Get it? Gill’s is my last name And there’s nothing
I don’t get! Get that? If you’re a Gill,
then I am a Shergill. Why do you always fall
in love that is so unpleasant? Whom did you call a peasant? Not a peasant? It’s an Urdu word for
something that’s ‘unbearable’. So now you’re rubbing
Urdu on my wounds? If she is this Happy,
then who is that Happy? How does it matter who she is? We ought to know where she is? What’s the plan? You affair my wife. You made her Libran… Labrador… You have a Labrador affair with her. Librarian. Librarian. You mean lesbian.
– Yes, that.