Ozzy Man Reviews: Cows vs Turtle

Ozzy Man Reviews: Cows vs Turtle


Here we have some cows investigating a strange foreign object. The white cow is like “is it a rock, a meteorite, a piece of horse shit?” “Oh it fucken moved! We’re being invaded.” “There’s a breach in the paddock everyone!” Now the grey cow whispers to the brown cow “I knew this day would come.” “It’s the fucken prophecy. These rocks with necks…” “they’re stealing all of our farms.” Everyone says “shut the fuck up!” But he keeps spreading doomsday propaganda. He tries to get them to buy his book. “Oh there’s Shirley. Oi Shirley, can you move this rock?” She says “fuck off! I’m heading to the bomb shelter.” You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get one past old Shirley. The brown cow senses paranormal activity now. Oh shit in comes a baby. He’s like: “what’s wrong with you old wankers? Bunch of pussies.” “It’s just a rock, or a meteorite, or a piece of horse shit–” “OH It fucken took a swing at me!” The turtle is victorious. The cows are yelling: “Run away! Run away everyone! Get to the fucken muster point.” “This is not a drill. Run away in a calm, orderly fashion please.” “The paddock has been compromised.” Here is an enhanced photo predicting what the turtle looks like today.

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Cows vs Turtle

  1. Lmafo he try the them to buy his book ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ that's YouTube ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. As if they're scared of a little turtle ๐Ÿ˜†

  3. @OzzyMan I swear this is my favorite! I can't even be in a bad mood while watching your videos. Hats off to you for spreading laughter! Thank you.

  4. You crazy Ozzy! This is my first YouTube video of the day and you had me rolling. Sets the tone for the remainder of my day.

  5. Ozzyman , love your work lol, plus you will never run out of material as long as one human exists ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  6. No matter what genre of shitty day I'm having, it makes me happy to know that I can always dial up the Ozzy Man for an instant feel-better fuck-all. Thank you, mate, an old wanker in NW Ohio USA sends his regards !

  7. I like how they all take turns being idiots. Also it doesn't look like native turtle-land, so I guess the camera-man put it in there. Could have harmed the turtle, despite its shell.

  8. A snapping turtle will fuck you up if it gets ahold of yea mate . You could said it's a kinda destination fucked lol .

  9. OH it fookin Moved run away to the Muster point Funniest part 2 cows jump ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿ“ฉcheques in mail ozzy haa!
    This reminds me day out Yabbying & Few Rabbits with older bro! i found this stand and with cows around in a dry hot Paddock 35c๐Ÿบ
    i got up & started a ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ„ COW UNION speech hot day with a few BEERS๐Ÿบ in me was getting a bit funny as i my Bro walks up & says whats going on ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ im the cows new union Leader where getting our rights & pay compo increases soon as i can work out how these cows r gunna pay the $50 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฎmoo the Cows had gathered around 150 by now & looked like a scene out of MONTY Pythons life brian ๐Ÿ˜†- haa he laughed & said we shudve filmed it ๐ŸŽฅ Who knew Back then 80s B4 we had a PC's Youtube be a Hit to d/load your home videos & learn $ i made so many funny videos me & the cat commentating on alot stuff like ozzyman back in the 80s sony camera $160 $600? i 4 get cost 2nd hand
    ๐Ÿ“ฉu have mail- cheques in the mail son ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ˜† OH The big Tiger Snakes i said we should catch a mouse tie it to a small pole & wait film the snake coming out its hole & takinfg the Snake WHO wants to be a wildlife animal filmer guy ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸบNAAH just for fun we work
    leyland bros & so many on tv who knew? youtube

  10. I love how every cow knows that a lump on the ground is either a rock, a meteorite, or a piece of horse shit. I guess they see a lot of those, eh?

  11. Poor turtle. ๐Ÿข It was just trying to kiss everyone around. ๐Ÿ˜˜ No one understood him, though. ๐Ÿฅบ

  12. Mate you are always making me lough,
    So happy for your success and I hope that you get success at every point. May your all desires be completed and all the dreams come true mate.

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