All righty, here we go. The day has come. I’m finally building my own home. Boosh boosh boosh Haha Haa. I’m doing it myself. I don’t need financing, or a building company. Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh , boosh boosh boosh. With all their bloody hidden costs. This is easy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, and I can do whatever I like. What do I want? 28 bedrooms and 57 bathrooms? No worries! Nah better not. Maybe three bedrooms and one bathroom, definitely a theater room. All right. Let me just fuckin put a slab down… Boosh boosh boosh boosh, boosh boosh boosh boosh Haha I can use my dick to cut the floor as well. Foooshshshsh How good is it, having a razor-sharp COCK? I don’t need any tools. I also need furniture so I’ll take this. I’m not gonna buy it. I can collect it off my neighbor’s lawn. Who would throw this out?! This is in mint condition. Look at that! Just a fresh coat of paint, and I can turn it into a chair. I might make big wardrobes, cause I wouldn’t mind if a Sheila wanted to move in. Woooo There we go. There’s a shoe rack. Yeah, I wouldn’t mind if a Sheila wanted to, to move into the home, because, I’m a bit lonely. So if there’s any Sheila’s out there anyone? any… any sheila’s out there? Okay yeah nah no no no no no no… NOT YET! That’s okay. I should be patient. Umm I should finish the job. I’ll finish the house, and then we’ll see. Boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh Phhffrrrttt-phhreeeeeee… Yeah I should clean up now. I can use my mouth as a vacuum cleaner. (Gulp) No worries. Oh shit! There’s a nail over here (Gulp) Yup nah, I got that. There’s some more debris. (Gulp) I have done a fair dinkum great job. (Gulp) The place is looking bonza. (Gulp) I mean yeah it is a bit bigger than what I thought it would be. (Gulp) But if a Sheila moves in soon (Gulp) then we might have some kids. So we need the extra space. We need it. I did do 57 bathrooms in the end, Boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh I just wanted to change that wall. I might put a pool in… somewhere. I think that would be good, because the ocean is getting warmer some summers so… a pool could be a really good feature, maybe with a little fountain. The plumbing is great in this house. I’ve done a great job with the plumbing. The whole thing is awesome. So if there’s any Sheila’s out there, then umm yeah, come on! come on in! You don’t have to stay… on the first night. You can just visit, and ah we keep getting to know each other, and then eventually you can move in boosh boosh boosh boosh. Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Just a quick reno, just a few quick renovations. Nah it’s good. Okay. I’m gonna… I’m gonna take a nap, after all that work. I deserve it. I definitely deserve a big fuckin sleep.