Ozzy Man Reviews: Puffer Fish Builder

Ozzy Man Reviews: Puffer Fish Builder


All righty, here we go. The day has come. I’m finally building my own home. Boosh boosh boosh Haha Haa. I’m doing it myself. I don’t need financing, or a building company. Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh , boosh boosh boosh. With all their bloody hidden costs. This is easy. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, and I can do whatever I like. What do I want? 28 bedrooms and 57 bathrooms? No worries! Nah better not. Maybe three bedrooms and one bathroom, definitely a theater room. All right. Let me just fuckin put a slab down… Boosh boosh boosh boosh, boosh boosh boosh boosh Haha I can use my dick to cut the floor as well. Foooshshshsh How good is it, having a razor-sharp COCK? I don’t need any tools. I also need furniture so I’ll take this. I’m not gonna buy it. I can collect it off my neighbor’s lawn. Who would throw this out?! This is in mint condition. Look at that! Just a fresh coat of paint, and I can turn it into a chair. I might make big wardrobes, cause I wouldn’t mind if a Sheila wanted to move in. Woooo There we go. There’s a shoe rack. Yeah, I wouldn’t mind if a Sheila wanted to, to move into the home, because, I’m a bit lonely. So if there’s any Sheila’s out there anyone? any… any sheila’s out there? Okay yeah nah no no no no no no… NOT YET! That’s okay. I should be patient. Umm I should finish the job. I’ll finish the house, and then we’ll see. Boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh Phhffrrrttt-phhreeeeeee… Yeah I should clean up now. I can use my mouth as a vacuum cleaner. (Gulp) No worries. Oh shit! There’s a nail over here (Gulp) Yup nah, I got that. There’s some more debris. (Gulp) I have done a fair dinkum great job. (Gulp) The place is looking bonza. (Gulp) I mean yeah it is a bit bigger than what I thought it would be. (Gulp) But if a Sheila moves in soon (Gulp) then we might have some kids. So we need the extra space. We need it. I did do 57 bathrooms in the end, Boosh boosh boosh boosh Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh I just wanted to change that wall. I might put a pool in… somewhere. I think that would be good, because the ocean is getting warmer some summers so… a pool could be a really good feature, maybe with a little fountain. The plumbing is great in this house. I’ve done a great job with the plumbing. The whole thing is awesome. So if there’s any Sheila’s out there, then umm yeah, come on! come on in! You don’t have to stay… on the first night. You can just visit, and ah we keep getting to know each other, and then eventually you can move in boosh boosh boosh boosh. Boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh boosh Just a quick reno, just a few quick renovations. Nah it’s good. Okay. I’m gonna… I’m gonna take a nap, after all that work. I deserve it. I definitely deserve a big fuckin sleep.

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Puffer Fish Builder

  1. We need puffer fish to build the Wall proposed by trump,
    its both economical and artistic and no one pays for it ✌️

  2. Holy shit. That is the most beautiful Ashok Chakra I have seen in my life. Even Gandhi would have been proud of this fish…

  3. Classic πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’ͺβœŠπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ

  4. I was at Ikea the other day and over heard a couple talking about pufferfish… apparently if they do grow legs, that's the first place they will go.

  5. He could go a step further and turn that into an impressive mandala! It would be a lot of work collecting all those coloured shells and stones, but it would surely attract a lot of sheilas!

  6. This is one of your best, Ozzy! The sound effects are epic! I've watched it a dozen times and I still LMAO!!!

  7. Looks so cool when he finished 😳…. Really amazing puffer be awesome πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘…. Best video yet πŸ˜πŸ‘

  8. Holy fuck I really thought that fish was going to poor concrete then I saw it didn't have a real trowel and it was talking out of sink

  9. Besides how amazing this video is;
    It’s fucking mind blowing that a fish can make such a beautiful thing 😡
    That circle is just πŸ€―πŸ‘Œ

  10. This is the only time I wanted Ozzy to shut up! I was so fascinated by that remarkable fishy structure. Anyway, this Aussie Sheila is off to look up more info on this critter. We call them toadies and hate catching them by accident. I have a new-found respect for them.

  11. Some of these animal videos are so impressive bc it shows that, yea obviously their brains are smaller, but their so much smarter than us in certain areas its unreal and kinda shows that the size of the brain doesnt ACTUALLY dictate how smart a creature can be. It holds certain advantages, like reasoning, but it doesnt determine how smart a creature is

  12. "I can cut floor with my dick …. Phusshhhhhhhhhhhh
    How good it is to have a razor sharp cock. I don't need any tools"

  13. I want Ozzy man to do a voice over on all those documentaries that have been narrated by Morgan Freeman, Oprah, etc.

  14. Yea naa. perfect as it may be, its still doesn't have the right shade of curtains and the sofa cushions dont match the curtains. And that bathroom mat is not the right shape of rectangle. That xbox needs to make way for a family portrait. And candles, scented candles. Definitely need those. Lots of bushbushbushbush while the wanker looks on helplessly

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