Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

(Whip cracking) Michael: What’s up? What’s up? What’d you remember?
(Geoff laughing) Geoff: I did– I remember something I did in high school.
Lindsay: God. Ryan: Oh, no.
Michael: Yep. Geoff: I had–
Michael: Did they ever find the body? Geoff: I had this teacher in biology class, I’ve talked about her before; I won’t say her name. She’s… Geoff: I didn’t like her. Geoff: Uh, I one time hid her car keys, and then I forgot that I did it. Geoff: Well, I just left class. Geoff: And then, like, 2 days later, I saw her pulling up in a cab at school.
(Ryan chuckling) Geoff: (cackling) And then I said… Geoff: “Why are you in a cab?” Geoff: And she goes, Geoff: “I can’t find my keys anywhere!” (Geoff cackling) Geoff: She had no access to her car! Lindsay: Wow. Geoff: I had just handed them– Geoff: I had hid them in the aquarium in the class. (laughter) Michael: You put ’em, like, in a fish tank? Geoff: I put ’em in the fish tank! Michael: Fucking hell, man. Gavin: That’s so bad; what if she had shit to do? Michael: I’m sure she had shit to do. Geoff: She’s taking a cab to school!
Gavin: She had, like, a hospital appointment or something?
Michael: For sure. For sure. Geoff: She was so mad!
Lindsay: God… Geoff: And I was like (disgusted noise)! Michael: Man, you got a bad rap, Geoff. Geoff: Oh, man, I’ve… Geoff: That was the class I spent almost the entire year sitting outside the classroom. Geoff: Sometimes I’d come in and sit in the desk, and she would look at me, and she’d go, Geoff: “Not today.” Geoff: But I’m like, Geoff: “What? I’ve done anything yet.” Geoff: And she’s like, Geoff: “I can tell.” Geoff: “Today’s gonna be a day.” Geoff: “Get outside.” Gavin: Oh, you had that “Geoff look” in your eye?
Geoff: And I’d be, like… Ryan: Oh, yeah, we’re familiar with that look.
Geoff: I’d be, like, “Okay”, Geoff: And I would just go sit there with my biology book.
Michael: Yeah. You haven’t gotten better. Ryan: No, that’s… it’s to this day.
Lindsay: To be fair… Geoff: I’ve gotten a lot better. Michael: Did you also sit down in class sometimes and go, (Heath Ledger Joker laughter) Lindsay: Probably. Lindsay: I’m sure.
Michael: And the teacher was like… (Geoff laughing) Michael: “I’m done.” (Laughter) Geoff: I have gotten a lot better.
Michael: Geoff, they’re onto you! Geoff: I used to be a real prick. Lindsay: She really wasn’t about, like, reacting to a look, like a scheme you were planning, Lindsay: I think she was just, like, Lindsay: “Don’t exist today, Geoff.” Lindsay: “If you could not be around me, or just, like, never be alive, that would be great.”
Gavin: You got vetoed. Geoff: Somebody asked if I gave her keys back. Geoff: No. Geoff: What happened was…
Michael: God.
Lindsay: What? Geoff: I used to love to hide her… Geoff: She was blind as shit. Geoff: And she would put her glasses down…
Michael: Take that. Geoff: …when she would go to do something else, and so one… Michael: What the– doesn’t it work…
Geoff: I– I couldn’t figure out…
Ryan: “Went into the aquarium.” Geoff: I couldn’t figure out how to get her keys out of the aquarium without getting in trouble. (Michael laughing)
Geoff: So… Geoff: I doubled down by putting her glasses in the aquarium really visibly, and then one of the other kids saw it, and was like, Geoff: “There’s your glasses!”
Michael: Fish should do it, then. Geoff: And then when she went over to get her glasses out, she saw her key. Ryan: Wait a minute.
Geoff: That’s how we got ’em out. Ryan: So your secret to giving away where the keys were, without showing that it was you… Ryan: …was to put something else IN THE SAME HIDING SPOT! Geoff: Yeah, but more visible. But more visible.
Ryan: And *that* she wouldn’t… Geoff: You thought she wouldn’t put the two and two together… Geoff: AND IT WORKED! Michael: Also, something that she needed, with glasses. Geoff: Yeah.
Michael: Couldn’t take a… Michael: “Can I–” Michael: “I need a cab and glasses, please.” Geoff: To be fair… to me. Michael: Here we go. Geoff: She fucking sucked Bah! Humbug. Holidays are the worst. But Papa needs a new speedboat. So make sure you click that link and visit the Rooster Teeth store. Now!

8 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

  1. I had the weirdest dream yesterday where Geoff called me crying that he lost his cat and I’ve never even met him. Then he proceeded to freak out and call the police, while on the phone with me. Weirdest dream ever

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