Holly + Shark Surfer Debunk

*Drumroll* Greetings, children, Captain Disillusion here. Let’s talk about fauna. Not your Aunt Fauna, but fauna, the animal world. Do you know what controls the behavior of animals like, say, sharks? [Disembodied voice] I do. Uh oh. [Explosion] *woosh* I control the animals, the people, and everything else in the universe- even the random stuff. […]