Fish Slap with John Cena

-We’re joined right now by the one and only John Cena, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -That’s the good news. -The bad news is John and I are about to face off in a brand-new game called “Fish Slap.” Now — [ Laughter ] -Whoo! -It works like the game “High or Low.” […]

Clark the Shark read by Chris Pine

Hey everybody. Welcome to Storyline Online brought to you by the SAG-AFTRA Foundation. My name is Chris Pine and today we are reading the wonderful book Clark the Shark written by Bruce Hale and illustrated by guy Francis. Let us begin. In all the wide blue seas, in all the wide blue world, the top […]

Trump Loves Shark Week and Weighs In on French Wine

-You guys, this is fun. “Shark Week” is officially here. -Yeah. [ Cheers ] -And if you’re excited about that, you’re either a marine biologist or really high. [ Laughter ] I read that “Shark Week” started back in 1988. Yeah. It’s been around for over 30 years. Even crazier, they’ve just been airing the […]

Millie Bobby Brown’s Fears: Sharks, the Dark, and Bungalows

>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW. THIS IS VERY BIG.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE THE OUTFIT. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.>>I KNOW, IT’S FANTASTIC.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD. YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST GUEST I’VE EVER INTERVIEWED. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>IT’S […]

Pixies Perform ‘Catfish Kate’

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “CATFISH KATE” FROM THEIR ALBUM “BENEATH THE EYRIE,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIXIES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ CALL ME DEVIL, CALL ME FRIEND, ♪ BUT CALL ME BLACK JACK HOOLIGAN ♪ I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ABERDEEN ♪TO LIVE AMONG THE GO-BETWEENS ♪ LET ME TELL ABOUT […]

EELS Perform ‘Bone Dry’

>>Stephen: HERE PERFORMING “BONE DRY” FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, “THE DECONSTRUCTION,” PLEASE WELCOME EELS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IN MY DREAM I SEE YOU THERE ♪ YOUR EYES FIXED IN A VACANT STARE ♪ A LITTLE LAUGH A CROOKED SMILE ♪ […]

The Biggest ‘Baby Shark’ Ever w/ Sophie Turner & Josh Groban

♪ WELCOME BACK. I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT. IT IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME A SONG COMES ALONG THAT DEFINES A GENERATION. , YOU KNOW,, A SONG THAT UNITES US ALL TOGETHER IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONY. JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE.” MARVIN GAYE’S “WHAT’S GOIN’ ON.” BUT NEVER HAS A SONG SO CLEARLY DEFINED A […]

Can You Feel It? with Chrissy Teigen

-Guys, here’s how this works. We’re going to have a number of mystery objects brought out in front of us, and our job is to guess what each one is. The catch is that we have to figure out by touch alone. [ Laughter ] Honestly, I — really, I said it’s a fun game, […]

Meanwhile… Big News In Fish Transport

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]

The Rainbow Fish read by Ernest Borgnine

Hello! Welcome to Storyline Online, brought to you by the Screen Actors Guild Foundation. My name is Ernest Borgnine and we’re going to be reading a book today called “The Rainbow Fish” by Marcus Pfister. All right. Here we go. A long way out in the deep blue sea there lived a fish. Not just […]