Meanwhile… Big News In Fish Transport

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]

The Rainbow Fish read by Ernest Borgnine

Hello! Welcome to Storyline Online, brought to you by the Screen Actors Guild Foundation. My name is Ernest Borgnine and we’re going to be reading a book today called “The Rainbow Fish” by Marcus Pfister. All right. Here we go. A long way out in the deep blue sea there lived a fish. Not just […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING […]

Alexander Skarsgård Challenges Stephen To Eat Swedish Fish Eggs

WE’RE HERE. WITH ALEXANDER SKARSGARD. NOW I HEAR YOU TALKING BEFORE, TODAY EVERYBODY, AS WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE THE SHIRT IN A MINUTE. AND WE WERE TALKING DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW THE SHIRT’S COMING OFF. AND WE’RE ALSO TALKING ABOUT SWEDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS OVER HERE LOOKS AT THE SCANDINAVIAN […]

When Your Catfish Is Actually a Fish (w/ Sally Hawkins)

>>EXCUSE ME. RACHEL. RACHEL? IT’S ME, TERRIE. FROM TINDER. WE HAVE BEEN TEXTING. WE MATCHED.>>TERRIE FROM MICHIGAN.>>MICHIGAN. LONDON.>>HI.>>HOW ARE YOU?>>UMMM … WHICH — WHICH PART OF MICHIGAN ARE YOU FROM?>>THE LAKE. YA, YOU KNOW — THE LAKE.>>I’M SORRY. YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.>>OH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS — NO. NO. YOU SEE, SEE […]

Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S […]