Millie Bobby Brown’s Fears: Sharks, the Dark, and Bungalows

>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW. THIS IS VERY BIG.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE THE OUTFIT. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.>>I KNOW, IT’S FANTASTIC.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD. YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST GUEST I’VE EVER INTERVIEWED. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>IT’S […]

Pixies Perform ‘Catfish Kate’

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “CATFISH KATE” FROM THEIR ALBUM “BENEATH THE EYRIE,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIXIES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ CALL ME DEVIL, CALL ME FRIEND, ♪ BUT CALL ME BLACK JACK HOOLIGAN ♪ I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ABERDEEN ♪TO LIVE AMONG THE GO-BETWEENS ♪ LET ME TELL ABOUT […]

EELS Perform ‘Bone Dry’

>>Stephen: HERE PERFORMING “BONE DRY” FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, “THE DECONSTRUCTION,” PLEASE WELCOME EELS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IN MY DREAM I SEE YOU THERE ♪ YOUR EYES FIXED IN A VACANT STARE ♪ A LITTLE LAUGH A CROOKED SMILE ♪ […]

Meanwhile… Big News In Fish Transport

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING […]

Alexander Skarsgård Challenges Stephen To Eat Swedish Fish Eggs

WE’RE HERE. WITH ALEXANDER SKARSGARD. NOW I HEAR YOU TALKING BEFORE, TODAY EVERYBODY, AS WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE THE SHIRT IN A MINUTE. AND WE WERE TALKING DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW THE SHIRT’S COMING OFF. AND WE’RE ALSO TALKING ABOUT SWEDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS OVER HERE LOOKS AT THE SCANDINAVIAN […]

When Your Catfish Is Actually a Fish (w/ Sally Hawkins)

>>EXCUSE ME. RACHEL. RACHEL? IT’S ME, TERRIE. FROM TINDER. WE HAVE BEEN TEXTING. WE MATCHED.>>TERRIE FROM MICHIGAN.>>MICHIGAN. LONDON.>>HI.>>HOW ARE YOU?>>UMMM … WHICH — WHICH PART OF MICHIGAN ARE YOU FROM?>>THE LAKE. YA, YOU KNOW — THE LAKE.>>I’M SORRY. YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.>>OH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS — NO. NO. YOU SEE, SEE […]

Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S […]