YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]
Me and my girlfriend were driving around. We were both very upset about something, I don’t remember what it was. but we were both in the mood to do something rebellious. We went to Walmart. A little background information…I love fish. I’m majoring in Marine Biology soon. I have a 10 gallon tank. And I […]
ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING […]
WE’RE HERE. WITH ALEXANDER SKARSGARD. NOW I HEAR YOU TALKING BEFORE, TODAY EVERYBODY, AS WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE THE SHIRT IN A MINUTE. AND WE WERE TALKING DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW THE SHIRT’S COMING OFF. AND WE’RE ALSO TALKING ABOUT SWEDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS OVER HERE LOOKS AT THE SCANDINAVIAN […]
>>EXCUSE ME. RACHEL. RACHEL? IT’S ME, TERRIE. FROM TINDER. WE HAVE BEEN TEXTING. WE MATCHED.>>TERRIE FROM MICHIGAN.>>MICHIGAN. LONDON.>>HI.>>HOW ARE YOU?>>UMMM … WHICH — WHICH PART OF MICHIGAN ARE YOU FROM?>>THE LAKE. YA, YOU KNOW — THE LAKE.>>I’M SORRY. YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.>>OH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS — NO. NO. YOU SEE, SEE […]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S […]