Trump Loves Shark Week and Weighs In on French Wine

-You guys, this is fun. “Shark Week” is officially here. -Yeah. [ Cheers ] -And if you’re excited about that, you’re either a marine biologist or really high. [ Laughter ] I read that “Shark Week” started back in 1988. Yeah. It’s been around for over 30 years. Even crazier, they’ve just been airing the […]

Millie Bobby Brown’s Fears: Sharks, the Dark, and Bungalows

>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW. THIS IS VERY BIG.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE THE OUTFIT. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.>>I KNOW, IT’S FANTASTIC.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD. YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST GUEST I’VE EVER INTERVIEWED. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>IT’S […]

Shark Movies of 2017

We’re not doing shark puns anymore. You have to help us fight the First Order, Shark Hamill Why? Is it another Death Star? They’re making a petition… to take this film out the Star Wars canon! NO! Execute order 66! TAKE THAT! Oh no! My body is being controlled by a white person! Well, maybe […]

Pixies Perform ‘Catfish Kate’

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “CATFISH KATE” FROM THEIR ALBUM “BENEATH THE EYRIE,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIXIES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ CALL ME DEVIL, CALL ME FRIEND, ♪ BUT CALL ME BLACK JACK HOOLIGAN ♪ I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ABERDEEN ♪TO LIVE AMONG THE GO-BETWEENS ♪ LET ME TELL ABOUT […]

MY HOT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

(attempting to call through Skype) (Ian) Shut up!! Look, Tiffany, it’s been six months. You promised me you’d show me your face by now. (distorted voice) Yeah, I-I don’t know. Tiffany, look. You know I hate arguing with you ’cause I love you so much. Just please show me your face. Okay, fine. Just, I […]

THE LITTLE MERMAID EXCEPT SHARK

( music playing ) ( ballad playing softly ) ♪ I AM A SHARK, ISN’T THAT NEAT? ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN’T NAME SOMETHING I COULDN’T EAT ♪ ♪ WOULDN’T YOU THINK I’M THE SHARK– ♪ ♪ THE SHARK WHO’S ATE EVERYTHING? ♪ ♪ FISH AND A CRAB, DOLPHIN AND SKATE ♪ ♪ ONE TIME I […]

Trout Fishing with Scary Grasshoppers

ooooooh! It’s got stuff coming out of it’s mouth! What does? Look at that nasty little thing! God! I can’t hold it anymore! How am I gonna get it in with the other one in? I don’t know Oh!ho!ho!oh! It’s got stuff in it’s mouth! Get it! It’s called tobacco Oh my God! Get the […]

EELS Perform ‘Bone Dry’

>>Stephen: HERE PERFORMING “BONE DRY” FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, “THE DECONSTRUCTION,” PLEASE WELCOME EELS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IN MY DREAM I SEE YOU THERE ♪ YOUR EYES FIXED IN A VACANT STARE ♪ A LITTLE LAUGH A CROOKED SMILE ♪ […]

The Biggest ‘Baby Shark’ Ever w/ Sophie Turner & Josh Groban

♪ WELCOME BACK. I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT. IT IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME A SONG COMES ALONG THAT DEFINES A GENERATION. , YOU KNOW,, A SONG THAT UNITES US ALL TOGETHER IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONY. JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE.” MARVIN GAYE’S “WHAT’S GOIN’ ON.” BUT NEVER HAS A SONG SO CLEARLY DEFINED A […]

Can You Feel It? with Chrissy Teigen

-Guys, here’s how this works. We’re going to have a number of mystery objects brought out in front of us, and our job is to guess what each one is. The catch is that we have to figure out by touch alone. [ Laughter ] Honestly, I — really, I said it’s a fun game, […]