Millie Bobby Brown’s Fears: Sharks, the Dark, and Bungalows

>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME MILLIE BOBBY BROWN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW. THIS IS VERY BIG.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE THE OUTFIT. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.>>I KNOW, IT’S FANTASTIC.>>Stephen: WELL, YOU’RE 12 YEARS OLD. YOU’RE THE YOUNGEST GUEST I’VE EVER INTERVIEWED. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.>>IT’S […]

Pixies Perform ‘Catfish Kate’

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “CATFISH KATE” FROM THEIR ALBUM “BENEATH THE EYRIE,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIXIES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ CALL ME DEVIL, CALL ME FRIEND, ♪ BUT CALL ME BLACK JACK HOOLIGAN ♪ I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ABERDEEN ♪TO LIVE AMONG THE GO-BETWEENS ♪ LET ME TELL ABOUT […]

Eel In Rectum Kills Man (Tragic Practical Joke)

fifty nine year old man in china and i don’t have to regain uh… fifty seven either asians while the deal was click into his rectum uh… that that’s probably which usually happens if the state what is the nasa bout it twenty inches at one thing evil in your reactor that is unfortunate by […]

EELS Perform ‘Bone Dry’

>>Stephen: HERE PERFORMING “BONE DRY” FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, “THE DECONSTRUCTION,” PLEASE WELCOME EELS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IN MY DREAM I SEE YOU THERE ♪ YOUR EYES FIXED IN A VACANT STARE ♪ A LITTLE LAUGH A CROOKED SMILE ♪ […]

The Biggest ‘Baby Shark’ Ever w/ Sophie Turner & Josh Groban

♪ WELCOME BACK. I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT. IT IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME A SONG COMES ALONG THAT DEFINES A GENERATION. , YOU KNOW,, A SONG THAT UNITES US ALL TOGETHER IN BEAUTIFUL HARMONY. JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE.” MARVIN GAYE’S “WHAT’S GOIN’ ON.” BUT NEVER HAS A SONG SO CLEARLY DEFINED A […]

Meanwhile… Big News In Fish Transport

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]

Shad Fish

fwoosh soowf dee daa doo daaaa boo ba da doo ba ba do ba de deeee eee ahh woo waaa Ok, now for some better captions… Here Here come Here come the Here come the fish Up, Up, Up, Down a he-ha Top Bottom Lerft Wright These fish can-a fly surprisingly well. Ow! Ow! That […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING […]

Alexander Skarsgård Challenges Stephen To Eat Swedish Fish Eggs

WE’RE HERE. WITH ALEXANDER SKARSGARD. NOW I HEAR YOU TALKING BEFORE, TODAY EVERYBODY, AS WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE THE SHIRT IN A MINUTE. AND WE WERE TALKING DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW THE SHIRT’S COMING OFF. AND WE’RE ALSO TALKING ABOUT SWEDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS OVER HERE LOOKS AT THE SCANDINAVIAN […]

When Your Catfish Is Actually a Fish (w/ Sally Hawkins)

>>EXCUSE ME. RACHEL. RACHEL? IT’S ME, TERRIE. FROM TINDER. WE HAVE BEEN TEXTING. WE MATCHED.>>TERRIE FROM MICHIGAN.>>MICHIGAN. LONDON.>>HI.>>HOW ARE YOU?>>UMMM … WHICH — WHICH PART OF MICHIGAN ARE YOU FROM?>>THE LAKE. YA, YOU KNOW — THE LAKE.>>I’M SORRY. YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.>>OH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS — NO. NO. YOU SEE, SEE […]