Pixies Perform ‘Catfish Kate’

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “CATFISH KATE” FROM THEIR ALBUM “BENEATH THE EYRIE,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PIXIES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ CALL ME DEVIL, CALL ME FRIEND, ♪ BUT CALL ME BLACK JACK HOOLIGAN ♪ I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM ABERDEEN ♪TO LIVE AMONG THE GO-BETWEENS ♪ LET ME TELL ABOUT […]

EELS Perform ‘Bone Dry’

>>Stephen: HERE PERFORMING “BONE DRY” FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, “THE DECONSTRUCTION,” PLEASE WELCOME EELS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IN MY DREAM I SEE YOU THERE ♪ YOUR EYES FIXED IN A VACANT STARE ♪ A LITTLE LAUGH A CROOKED SMILE ♪ […]

Meanwhile… Big News In Fish Transport

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND SO MUCH TIME OVER THERE SMELTING THE RAW ORE OF THE BIG NEWS INTO THE GORGEOUS WROUGHT-IRON GATE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SHOVEL UP ALL THE CASTOFF NEWS SLAG, GRIND IT INTO A POWDER, MIX IT WITH CLINKER, GYPSUM, AND FLY ASH, AND REFINE IT […]

Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S […]