THE LITTLE MERMAID EXCEPT SHARK

THE LITTLE MERMAID EXCEPT SHARK


( music playing ) ( ballad playing softly ) ♪ I AM A SHARK,
ISN’T THAT NEAT? ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN’T NAME SOMETHING
I COULDN’T EAT ♪ ♪ WOULDN’T YOU THINK
I’M THE SHARK– ♪ ♪ THE SHARK
WHO’S ATE EVERYTHING? ♪ ♪ FISH AND A CRAB,
DOLPHIN AND SKATE ♪ ♪ ONE TIME I ATE
AN OLD LICENSE PLATE ♪ ♪ LOOKING AT ME YOU’D THINK,
“SURE HE’S ATE EVERYTHING” ♪ ♪ I’VE HAD TUNA
AND HUMPBACKS APLENTY ♪ ♪ I’VE BIT SWIMMERS
AND SURFERS GALORE… ♪ YOU WANNA KNOW
HOW KIDS TASTE? I’VE BIT 20. ♪ BUT WHO CARES? ♪ ♪ NO BIG DEAL ♪ ♪ I WANT MORE ♪ – ♪ I WANNA EAT
WHAT THE PEOPLE EAT… ♪
– ( screaming ) – ( snarling )
– ♪ I WANNA TRY
AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE ♪ ♪ CHEESE AND WINE APPETIZERS ♪ ♪ A CHICKEN MAIN COURSE ♪ ♪ I’LL EVEN TRY STUFF
THAT PEOPLE WON’T TRY ♪ ♪ DALMATIANS, HYENAS,
SWANS AND EARTHWORMS ♪ – ♪ I DREAM OF EATING A… ♪
– ( hooves galloping ) WHAT’S THAT WORD AGAIN? ♪ HORSE ♪ ♪ I AM A SHARK,
YET SO INCOMPLETE ♪ ♪ I DON’T NEED CLOTHES,
JUST GIVE ME SOME FEET ♪ ♪ SO I CAN WALK– ♪ – ♪ NO, MAKE THAT RUN… ♪
– ( screams ) – ♪ AND EAT EVERYTHING… ♪
– ( snarling ) ♪ WHAT WOULD I GIVE
IF I COULD LIVE ♪ ♪ AS A FOOD JUNKIE? ♪ – ( screams )
– ♪ OR HELL, I WOULD PAY
TO ABLE TO SAY ♪ – ♪ I’VE TRIED
EATING SHAMPOO? ♪
– ( belches ) ♪ IF I WERE YOU,
HERE’S WHAT I’D DO ♪ – ♪ BREAK INTO A ZOO
AND EAT A MONKEY… ♪
– ( whimpering ) – ♪ POLICE WOULD CONDEMN,
BUT I’D EAT THEM… ♪
– ( snarling ) – ♪ EAT THEIR COP CARS TOO… ♪
– ( key change ) ♪ I’M READY TO BITE
ALL THAT PEOPLE BITE ♪ ♪ EVEN THE THINGS
THAT PEOPLE DON’T BITE ♪ ♪ WHAT IS A FIRE
AND HOW DOES IT– ♪ WHAT’S THAT WORD? ♪ TASTE? ♪ ♪ WHAT A BIG WASTE,
WHAT IS MY WORTH? ♪ ♪ I AM A SHARK THAT CAN ONLY
EAT HALF OF THE EARTH ♪ ♪ STUCK UNDERNEATH ♪ ♪ WITH 500 TEETH– ♪ ( whirring ) ( splashes ) ♪ I WANT TO EAT
WHAT THE CHINESE EAT. ♪ ( bangs ) ( static buzzing )

100 thoughts on “THE LITTLE MERMAID EXCEPT SHARK

  1. I’m still laughing at the fact that right under the video YouTube has an ad for the actual little mermaid movie…

  2. As funny as the ending was, I feel like the song would've been better without it. Just a happy shark song.

  3. I can relate to everything this shark goes through. Even being captured by shark finners.
    I however, am a land shark and can use my fins to drag myself around on land.
    I also have regenerative immortality which ain't as cool as it sounds.

  4. Ezine Balköpüğü gülmeseydin yazık günah ya Saat köpek balığı video çekimi çok ayıp videolar çekmeyin üzgar ile İzlemeyecek gerçekten hiç korkunç değil hiç hoşlanmadım böyle şeyleri işte hiç koymayın sonra geliyor çocuklar bakıyorlar bakanlar da var çünkü yapmayın artık bu saçma sapan

  5. I want the sharks wish to come true 😀 if it's still alive after getting its fin cut off anyway

  6. Me: how the frog did he eat a dolphin their like way stronger then him..HOw aLsO HOW DOES HE EAT SHAMPOO IT HAS CHEMICALS IN IT HE WOULD OF BEEN DED BY NOWWWW

  7. Girl: I want to eat, what the Chinese eat..
    Me: Oh really? Like those spicy noodles? Wait that's in Korea.. Is it?

    Edit: also l wove the sharks voice 👌👌👌

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