The Master Of Disguise Turtle.

The Master Of Disguise Turtle.


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99 thoughts on “The Master Of Disguise Turtle.

  1. this…. is…. just.. painful to watch.ย  how could anyone be in this scene without vomiting ferociously?ย  seriously.ย  the loss of dignity must have been so severe…

  2. This scene is horrendous not funny. There is no real joke, there is no clever lines, no lead in, no punch line, this entire scene fails on every and all levels and misses so many great opportunities for actually comedy that is down right unacceptable.

    Why the f*** am i laughing!

  3. Dana Carvey's subsequent health issues were a direct result of this movie. It was God's punishment for irritating the fuck out of thousands of paying moviegoers.

  4. Remember everyone, it takes a comedy legend such as Dana Carvey to write a scene where a guy repeats the word "turtle" over and over…..

  5. This movie may not be great, but Dana Carvey is STILL freaking hilarious. Yeah, this movies not that great, but Carvey is still hilarious and talented. Every star has there duds. This was just one of his. He bounced back and is one of the funnier, talented people working today.

  6. You know those moments that are so bad that they're actually kinda funny?

    This just went straight on through to some sort of depressingly retarded zone beyond any kind of redemption.

  7. according to the Cracked Podcast, according to the director's commentary, they filmed the nose biting scene on 9/11….

  8. 2:07 He bit off the nose of Lincoln Chaffee! The Democrat candidate who was an epic fail in the 2016 presidential election!

  9. This is so anti humorous and downright idiotic, it actually becomes funny. This "Saturday Night Live alumni" comedian just dresses like a turtle, saying he's a turtle over and over. Its so unbelievably bewildering in its stupidity cos ACTUAL writers thought this 2nd grade comedy would entertain fully grown adults. Again, this is from the same company that makes Adam Sander movies so yeah.

  10. Ah yes, I remember when I used to have a pet Turtle, it would constantly repeat the name of it's own species, just like all real turtles. That's how they act.

  11. This movie is so stupid it's funny. I liked it. It's very juvinille humor, but Dana said he tried to make a movie his kids would like.

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  13. This was filmed on 9/11/01. I can't believe that the worst tragedy in American history was happening, and on the same day people were flying planes into buildings in New York.

  14. As a child i thght it was a lil funny…in the trailers…now i cnt help but notice how uncomfortable the woman is…also the spin that goes nowhere for nothing

  15. No one imagines this.

    But remember, there was 1 person who actually wrote this. Meditated it and took it to production. Some sad fuck actually spent some hours doing the screenplay

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